How to glitch harder than a christmas tree on Thanksgiving Evening

Hello fellow Gherkins! How are the opinions? Radical, thanks for asking.  Anyway, this post is teaching you how to be a total glitch.  To learn more, visit http://www.glitch.com/...just kidding.  Visit opinionatedgherkins.blogspot.com.  LOL.

To be a total glitch, one must be able to sing 'Hero' by Enrique Igesias, picture perfect.  You must also be a K-pop Hipstar.

That is all that it takes to be a glitch

This is a life changing blog about love, hate and other things intense. In fact this blog is so intense that it make people cry out there buttholes, and that is what our first topic will be love and romance in the highly debated topic of butt sweating. People will cry, die and fall in love. Found out where you land on the great debate next time!